Against Ashley’s advice I am going to go ahead and tell this story but if at any time during this you start thinking girly thoughts about me, just look at the title….then be still and know, that I’m still a guy.
OK, so here’s what happened. I went yesterday to get a haircut or a “hair thinning” actually. I am laid back getting my hair washed (my favorite) and loving life. The girl then asks me, “Do you want your eye brows trimmed?” “Sure,” I said thinking that a trimming would mean some sort of trimmer or something that would just cut the hair or at the very worst, tweezers! But, before I knew it, while my eyes were closed I felt something warm on my eyebrow. Oh yes, it was hot wax…I was getting my eye brows waxed…not trimmed. She then commenced to put the cloth on the wax and pull out the hairs along with my manhood! To my surprise it didn’t hurt. The tweezing, however, did. But, I made it through it and while I was over getting the actual haircut another dude was getting his waxed as well so I felt a little better. She and my wife assured me that men do this as well…it was just my first time and it kinda made me like I needed a purse.
However, never fear…I’m still a guy! Now I’m just a guy with perfect eyebrows.
